Up and at ’em, friends. This is Bite Sized Beta. We’re your Hot Cheetos of tech. Spicy, satisfying, and always gone too fast. Let’s get to the good stuff. In the oven this week: ☠️ Zuck’s tough week 🗳️ Weekly poll: choose your big tech CEO 🍪 Cookie crumbs: 5…

Happy Thursday, friends. This is Bite Sized Beta. We’re like Olive Garden’s fettuccine alfredo. Classic, consistent, and always saucy. But for real, are these bowls burned into anyone else’s childhood memory?? Let us know, and hit reply to this email with your favorite Olive Garden order. …

Good morning, friends. This is Bite Sized Beta. We’re like your weekly tech cold plunge: the morning habit you do for 3 min but brag to all your friends about. Cause does it really count if you’re not posting about it on Twitter? ;) We’ve got a lot on deck…

What’s up, my party people. This is Bite Sized Beta — we’re like the McDonald’s Kids Meal of tech news. We serve up a tasty meal, PLUS a toy. Gotta sprinkle that fun in somewhere. Now, let’s get to the good stuff. In the oven this week: 🤖 Grimes makes…

Happy Thursday, friends. Hope your bank accounts aren’t hurting too much from payin’ those taxes this week. Let’s get to the good stuff. In the oven this week: 🗝️ Twitter gives us the keys to the kingdom 🗳️ Poll of the week: is Twitter on it’s way down? 🍪 Cookie…

Happy Thursday, friends. This is Bite Sized Beta. We’re like Scooby Doo, out here sniffin’ out all that sweet tech news. Let’s get to the good stuff. In the oven this week: 💸 Forbes’ fraudster hall of fame 🗳️ Poll of the week: is Forbes 30 Under 30 still a…

Top of the mornin’ to ya, friends. This is Bite Sized Beta. We’re like the TurboTax of tech news, except free and less annoying. Just out here makin’ it easy to file all the best stuff in your brain. We got a lot on deck today, so let’s get to…

Happy Thursday, friends. Happy first week of spring. Or, according to TikTok, happy first-week-of-Taylor-Swift’s-tour. Her opening night broke Madonna’s record for the most attended female concert in U.S. history. If ya want something done, just leave it to the Swifties. Alright, now get to the good stuff. In the oven…

Good mornin’ friends. If you’re wondering where to get some SVB merch this fine morning, it’s on eBay. Go treat yourself to that SVB cardboard box you’ve always wanted. For those of you that snagged the Starbucks NFTs we covered last week, congrats on that $600 flip. …