Good morning, friends. This is Bite Sized Beta, but really we should just change our name to chamomile because we got so much tea. It’s a fun one this week, so let’s get to the good stuff. In the oven this week: ⛽️ Discord goes to the gas station 💸…

Top of the mornin’ to ya, friends. Before you forget, it’s a three day weekend this week — MLK day is next Monday. Ain’t that like finding spare cash in your pocket? You’re welcome. Now let’s get to the good stuff. In the oven this week: 🤖 All the weirdest…

Happy new year, friends. It’s that lovely time of year when we’re all still pretending this is the year we’re finally gonna stop eating hot cheetos for breakfast. It’s been a slow week, so let’s ease back into it. In the oven this week: 💸 The biggest crypto losers of…

Happy Thursday, friends. This is Bite Sized Beta. We’re like the advent calendar of tech news and life hacks — serving up new surprises every week. It really is the most wonderful time of the year. We’re taking next week off to go caroling and watch Avatar, but don’t you…

Happy holidays, friends. It’s officially the “let’s meet in the new year” email season. Let’s get to the good stuff. In the oven this week: 📈 People are spending HOW long in TikTok every day?? 💬 Tweet of the week — startup valuations are plummeting 🍪 Cookie crumbs: what happened…

Season’s greetings, friends. In case you’re wondering, this newsletter isn’t written by ChatGPT, but…. could it be? Let’s find out. In the oven this week: 🤖 Everyone’s on the ChatGPT hype train 👮🏻 Why SBF hasn’t been hauled to jail 🍪 Cookie crumbs: top headlines from the week 🍫 Chocolate…

Happy Thursday, friends. This is Bite Sized Beta. We’re like the marshmallows in your Lucky Charms — fun, magically delicious, and always leavin’ ya wishing you had more. Hope you’re having a better week than our bank accounts after Black Friday… Let’s get to the good stuff. In the oven…

Happy Thanksgiving weekend, friends. If you’re wondering why we’re here, well, so are we. But between dodging questions about our crypto portfolio and our second helping of yams yesterday, we thought, you know what? It’s time to give thanks to the Bite Sized Beta fam. We couldn’t do this newsletter…

Happy Thursday, friends. I hope you’ve checked in on your friends in crypto this week. We’ll be taking next week off to give thanks for not being Sam Bankman-Fried. Let’s get to the good stuff. In the oven this week: 😥 Temu rockets up the charts, just in time for…