🍪 Apple’s annual event in memes

Welcome back from the long weekend, friends! It was Labor Day AND National Cinema Day — a twofer!! Hope your hungover self took advantage of those $3 movie tix.

Let’s get to the good stuff.

In the oven this week:

• 🍎 What was announced at Apple’s big event
• 🍪 Cookie crumbs: 5 bite-sized headlines
• 🍫 Chocolate chips: 4 of our fave finds of the week
• 😂 Snickerdoodles: memes for days

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FRESHLY BAKED: APPLE’S ANNUAL EVENT IN MEMES

Apple’s fall event was yesterday. It was 2 hours long, and we know — AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. But you know us, we out here savin’ you time.

The memelords came through, so we got a fun TLDR for ya if you’re on the market for a new device:

New Apple Watch Series 8, SE, and Ultra:

• Longer battery life
• Crash detection for when you’ve been in a serious car crash
• Temp sensor that works with the menstrual cycle tracking app to improve accuracy
• They also introduced a new model called the Ultra for intense sports tracking and extreme weather