🍪 Elon buys Twitter, take two

Top of the mornin’ to ya, friend! We’re less than 60 days away from December 1st, which means it’s time to start listening to the cool music so your Spotify Wrapped ain’t just Flo Rida.

Let’s get to the good stuff.

In the oven this week:

• 🐤 A deep dive on the Elon Twitter fiasco
• 🍪 Cookie crumbs: 7 bite-sized headlines
• 🍫 Chocolate chips: best finds this week
• 😂 Snickerdoodles because you can never skimp on the memes

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FRESHLY BAKED: ELON’S BUYING TWITTER (AGAIN)

Well folks, the Elon Twitter saga seems to finally be coming to a close. And what do we have at the end of it?

Us, walking in a giant f-ing circle, that’s what.

Because it feels like we’ve followed 10 lifetimes of drama, yet, we’re back at the same place we started: Elon’s buying Twitter for $54.20 per share.

It’s like choosing what ice cream flavor to get. Ten samples later, ya somehow always end up back at good ol’ trusty mint chip.

Elon sent Twitter a letter this week confirming his intent to close the original deal. It’s still pending…