🍪 Everyone hates Siri

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In the oven this week:

• 🫖 Spilling the tea at Apple
• 🗳️ Poll of the week: who’s the favorite voice assistant?
• 🍪 Cookie crumbs: 5 bite-sized headlines
• 🍫 Chocolate chips: our 3 favorite finds for the week
• 😂 Snickerdoodles: Thursday memery

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FRESHLY BAKED: WHAT’S WRONG WITH SIRI

At Apple, they’re playing episodes of Everyone Loves Raymond, except instead of Raymond it’s Siri, and instead of love, it’s hate.

A damning report came out this week on Apple and dropped some revealing bombs.