🍪 Marc Andreessen gets roasted

Rise and shine, compadres. You know when the stock market is dipping and you’re buying the dip but the dip keeps dipping and now you’re out of money to buy the dip? No, just us?

Ok, let’s move on.

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In the oven this week:

• 🔥 Freshly baked: crypto VCs get roasted
• 🍪 Cookie crumbs: 4 snippets
• ☝🏼One big pizookie: how to get unstuck in life with the hotshot rule
• 😂 Snickerdoodles: are meme degens a thing? We’re meme-gens.

FRESHLY BAKED

Marc Andreessen and Packy McCormick get roasted

Let’s pretend you were a crypto VC last year.

Hell yes! Talk about being the definition of the in-crowd.

You’re arguing with randos on Twitter, making snow angels in a pile of signed term sheets, and partying with Waka Flocka Flame in Miami. You update your LinkedIn tagline to, “chasing a decentralized future” and your Bored Ape is up 900%.

Life is GREAT.

Then the new year rolls around and the US economy starts to sour. Bitcoin and Ethereum take a slight tumble. You don’t pay much attention — it’s temporary, you tell yourself.