🍪 Non-cringe life advice and Elon says get back in the office or GTFO

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FRESHLY BAKED

Seems like everyone and their grandma is offering a fully remote option for their employees these days. Even Apple, which initially took a hard stance on forcing employees back to the office, has since delayed its plan after major employee pushback.

But can we ever count on Elon to go with the crowd? Nope!

In an email to Tesla employees, Elon says everyone is required to spend 40 hours a week in the office. No ifs, ands, or buts.

According to him, it’s time to get with the program or take a hike.

Think you’re a senior employee that can worm your way out of this one? Nice try — according to the new policy, those that are more senior have to be even MORE visible than everyone else. And if you simply just don’t…