🍪 Sam Altman peeks into the future

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• 🔮 Sam Altman peeks into the future
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FRESHLY BAKED: SAM ALTMAN ON THE FUTURE OF AI

Everyone prepares for disaster differently:

• Some people make an earthquake preparedness kit
• Kim and Kanye had a prenup
• My cousin keeps a stash of hot cheetos in his basement

What about Sam Altman?

According to him, he’s got guns, gold, potassium iodide, antibiotics, batteries, water, gas masks from the Israeli Defense Force, and a big patch of land in Big Sur to fly to.

Yeah, the guy’s a weirdo, but if you don’t know who he is, here’s the quick rundown: