🍪 Temu’s out for Amazon’s lunch

Happy Thursday, friends. I hope you’ve checked in on your friends in crypto this week. We’ll be taking next week off to give thanks for not being Sam Bankman-Fried.

Let’s get to the good stuff.

In the oven this week:

• 😥 Temu rockets up the charts, just in time for Black Friday
• 📊 Poll of the week
• 🍪 Cookie crumbs: bite sized treats
• 🍫 Chocolate chips: 4 of our favorite finds this week
• 😂 Snickerdoodles: a big dollop of Thanksgiving memes

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FRESHLY BAKED: TEMU’S ABOUT TO CRUSH BLACK FRIDAY

It feels like the dark days right now.

The economy’s spiraling, eggs are now 39.8% more expensive than last year, and no one wants to buy our Bored Ape t-shirt… but you know who couldn’t care less about any of that??

Temu!!

Oh Temu, our new friend in times of need.

Wtf is Temu, you ask?

Just the most downloaded shopping app in the US. But get this — they just launched in September, and now have thousands of products being added every day with mind-bending prices.

I mean… just look at this: