🍪 Tesla’s 5 rules for productivity

Happy Thursday, friends. This is Bite Sized Beta. We’re like the marshmallows in your Lucky Charms — fun, magically delicious, and always leavin’ ya wishing you had more.

Hope you’re having a better week than our bank accounts after Black Friday…

Let’s get to the good stuff.

In the oven this week:

• 🤮 SBF speaks
• 🍪 Cookie crumbs: bite sized headlines
• 📊 Poll of the week: when should kids get their first phones?
• ✅ Tesla’s 5 principles for productivity
• 🍫 Chocolate chips: 5 of our favorite finds this week
• 😂 Snickerdoodles: Thursday memes

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FRESHLY BAKED: SBF’S PRESS TOUR

Back in 2008, Bernie Madoff was arrested within 24 hours of his fraud’s reveal. Well, it’s 2022 now and Sam Bankman-Fried is out here attending the DealBook Summit, hosting Twitter Spaces with youtubers, and making TV appearances. 🤦🏻

Guess even SBF’s gotta pay the bills. Apparently, the guy only has $100K left in his bank account and one working credit card. His lawyers are begging him to stop talking, but he just can’t quit.