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🍪 The Pelosis are making bank
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Alright, now let’s get to the good stuff.
In the oven this week:
- 🤑 The Pelosis are killing it in the stock market
- 🫠 Meta’s had a WEEK
- 🍪 5 bite sized cookies
- 😂 Memes to start the weekend
THE PELOSIS ARE MAKING BANK
Imagine driving in traffic at rush hour, bumper to bumper. It’s barely moving and you’re stuck inching along with everyone else.
You look to your left and what do you see?
A police car speeding past in the carpool lane, with just 1 cop in the car.
