🍪 Zuck’s got threads

Happy Thursday, friends. May Q3 bring you as many wins as Joey Chestnut in a hot dog eating contest. In the meantime, here’s a live look at our offices now:

Alright enough of the shenanigans. Let’s get to the good stuff.

In the oven this week:

• 🧵 Zuck’s got Threads
• 🗳️ Poll of the week: is the Twitter copycat here to stay?
• 🍪 Cookie crumbs: 5 bite-sized headlines and an extra one for fun
• 💬 Tweet of the week: NFTs are down bad
• 🍫 Chocolate chips: 3 snappy internet finds
• 😂 Snickerdoodles: memes for the weekend

FRESHLY BAKED: ZUCK’S GOT THREADS

Mark Zuckerberg.

Some people call him Zuck.

The Senate calls him a robot.

His employees call him the Eye Of Sauron.

But we call this man fabric, ’cause he’s got THREADS!!

And not just any kind… IG just launched a new app called Threads, and it’s supposedly Meta’s “Twitter killer.”